Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
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No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
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So hungover. I dropped my keys and leaning over seemed a terrible idea. Instead I took my shoe off in the middle of the street and use my toes to pick them up. Think I'm a genius.
All of my exes are either overweight and neckbearded or dead. Someone out there is looking out for me.
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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