you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
there is cereal in my wallet where all the cash used to be.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
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she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
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I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
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