Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
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its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
BRING THE BAGELS
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Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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