Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
Convinced the bartender that I'm a congressman. Free Drinks. God bless America.
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
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