we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
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Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
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Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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