i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
my roomates packed me a lunch. it had bread, cheesewiz, a can of refried beans and a condom with a note that said "good luck on your first day". im not even gonna pretend to be mad.
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
You can make out without kissing
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