are you so shy because you have an std?
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
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I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
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Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... π―πππ
Do I even want to know?
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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