Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
I don't know what weirder, the fact that I flat out said "I thought I deleted you from facebook" or that she responded with "I just hacked your account and readded myself". Never thought I'd say this but I wish drunk me would stop making friends!
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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