Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
Randomize
