mom just said that her bf is good in bed. fml.
i am watching a movie about a vagina with teeth and then you sent that to me while im eating sushi.
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
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We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
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Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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