She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
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his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
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A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
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