he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
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