i think my mom watched the whole time
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
it was like his penis was on wheels.
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
I'm sad that I feel like I need to temporarily change your name in my phone from Smashley until you have the baby and can be unsober with us again.
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
