White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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