She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
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