Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
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