She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
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