remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
I woke up in a cornfield to shouting, a bottle of Jim Beam, and a bunch of mc muffins. If this doesn't scream Illinois, idk what does.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
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