found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
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We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
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Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
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