Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
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"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
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It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
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