and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
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If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
Totally just drove past you riding your bike. I was like damn, that looks like a cute little hipster boy, and then I realized it was you and that I'd already banged you and it kinda made my day. I hope you're well. Come over soon?
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
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When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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