forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
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