Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
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you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
She tied me up with her honor cords...
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
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I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
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