Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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