I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
come pick me up. please. i just puked in my lap. bring pants.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
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