lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
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You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
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Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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