i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
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is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
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Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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