Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
We named our party play list daddy issues
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
wow bdsm is so cute
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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