bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
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It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
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I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
He shit in the fireplace
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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