She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
You called information & said "connect me to johnny depp" when they told u it wasn't listed u said " try depp comma johnny he's expecting my call"
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
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You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
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'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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