i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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