So for his birthday I'm planning on doing what stripper did when she put the matches on her nipples..lights them n makes him blow them out..SEE I AM dating material.
It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
be right there i have to get my cape
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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