if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
Randomize