there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
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Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
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do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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