wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
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She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
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He called me at 4 a.m. and wanted me to drive him to McDonald's then drop him off at home. It wasn't even a booty call, it was a fucking chauffeur call.
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
Neighbor is sitting on his porch looking like he made some terrible life decisions and I just want to be like "I drank half of a handle of peach vodka in a shed last night. I understand" but I think they're swingers so his night probs sucked more.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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