Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
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i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
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This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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