Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
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I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
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Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
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