So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
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Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
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What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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