He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
I cannot find my penis.
i havee beer in my backseat and a glow in the dark condom in my cleaveage.
you're going for the gold here.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
I have post one night stand depression
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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