Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
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her facebook's as public as her vagina
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
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the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
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