I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
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