I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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