Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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