Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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