i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
Found a pic on my phone from last night. You're drunk. Arm wrestling some guy. In the bar bathroom. At a baby changing station. It's my new wallpaper.
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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