Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
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If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
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He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
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