I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
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