So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Question: anytime during the past week did I drunk dial you and give you full permission to grab my boobs? Cus I know I said it I just don't remember who I said it to...
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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