Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
Is it acceptable to pay for WiFi on flights solely for the purpose of getting on Tinder to find a sugar daddy on the plane that doesn’t mind upgrading me to first class?
Do it. You’re flying for two weddings. You’re gonna need that first class.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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