Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
Just got booked to do a bachelorette party for a polygamist wedding. And notice I only text you to rub things in your face and show you my life shits on yours. Daily.
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
The squirrels are partying on my roof again. Now they're just rubbing it in that I'm home alone on a Saturday night and they're having orgies.
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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