best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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