oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
I think i peed on brittanys purse
please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
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I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
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I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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