At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
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We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
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She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
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Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
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