I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.
I wish life had little blips of pornography
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
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I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
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Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
True strength comes from lack of pants
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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