I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
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She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
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It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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