You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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